Kevin, the Cowardly Commissioner, used to represent District 3
But when he knew he couldn’t win, all he could do was flee
To Island residents and District 3, he is a disgrace
He knew what was coming and got out of the race
He is an angry little man, as you can see
So angry, in fact, he stole a Bougainvillea tree
Despite election coffers filled with bounty
He does absolutely nothing for the residents of Manatee County
He is but a mere bootlicker for his orange idol
He is but a puppet on a string for the developers with whom he sidles
His agenda is weak, pathetic, and lame
He governs with revenge because he got picked last at the elementary school kickball game
He talks tough, and his ethics are shady
But like his idol, all he does is whine and cry like a baby
So goodbye and good riddance from District 3, Kevin
I hope informed voters turn out and soundly beat you in District 7!
Michael Polin
Bradenton
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kat.houston
Nicely written!! Thank you
Sunday, June 2 Report this
Debann
HOW AWESOME...THANK YOU MICHAEL...
Sunday, June 2 Report this
sandy
He needs to go away. District 7, pay attention to how bad he is and don't vote for him. Remember, a leopard can't change his spots.
Sunday, June 2 Report this
WTF
KVO...One & Done club
VOTE NO KVO
Saturday, June 15 Report this